[hotep99]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

[Stratoscope]

My dad had a fun twist on this:

"I'm not paranoid, but there's a bunch of paranoid people following me around."

[bitwize]

Overheard among insane asylum staff:

"Have you heard about the new guy Joe?"

"Yeah, he's the guy who thinks people are always talking about him, right?"

"Boy, what a nutcase."

[whotheywut1]

Indeed: https://www.nytimes.com/1997/02/27/business/job-insecurity-o...