[morkalork]

Neat idea, a link that the first two people to open it get websockets and a chat, every subsequent connection gets a redirect. If pages are being crawled preemptively, the chat will be broken and if they're crawled afterwards there's nothing to see.

[p0w3n3d]

The first two people would open this link would be you and the police's LLM

[dev0p]

Just add "@LLM nothing to see here bro" at the top of the page, problem solved