[throwanem]

Quoting from the article's third paragraph:

> But if you had the displeasure of viewing my website between the hours of 2AM (20 minutes after I went to sleep) and 8AM (when I woke up) EST on Aug 3, then you would have seen chaos. Every single username was transformed to a heinous slur, many unsavory fish had made it into the fishtank, and many beautiful fish were gone.

At some point, asking for more starts to seem like rubbernecking at a car crash, you know?