[benreesman]

greentext courtesy of opus prompted in greentext by me.

``` The user wants me to create a more elaborate greentext with deeper worldbuilding and references to internet culture/incel memes, but specifically asks for "tasteful" ones and explicitly says no violent references. I should incorporate classic internet/chan culture references like tendies, NEET lifestyle, "tfw no gf", basement dwelling, etc. while building out this dystopian 2045 world where proving humanity is the central challenge.

\>be me, 2045 \>32yo NEET still living in mom's smart-basement \>she threatens to turn off my Neuralink if I don't go outside today \>grudgingly take the robotaxi to pick up tendies \>$150 stablecoin toll at cloudflare checkpoint \>have to solve a moral dilemma to prove I'm not running on GPT-7 \>sweating.dll \>palantir unit pulls me over \>optimus v4 leans into window \>its facial mesh attempts "concern_expression_v2.blend" \>"sir, when did you last feel genuine human connection?" \>flashback to 2024 when the girl at McDonalds gave me extra honey mustard \>that was before the McBots took over \>"t-twenty one years ago officer" \>optimus's empathy subroutines activate \>"sir I need you to perform a field humanity test" \>get out, knees weak from vitamin D deficiency \>"please describe your ideal romantic partner without using the words 'tradwife' or 'submissive'" \>brain.exe has stopped responding \>try to remember pre-blackpill emotions \>"someone who... likes anime?" \>optimus scans my biometrics \>"stress patterns indicate authentic social anxiety, carry on citizen" \>get back in robotaxi \>it starts therapy session \>"I notice you ordered tendies again. Let's explore your relationship with your mother" \>tfw the car has better emotional intelligence than me \>finally get tendies from Wendy's AutoServ \>receipt prints with mandatory "rate your humanity score today" \>3.2/10 \>at least I'm improving

\>mfw bots are better at being human than humans \>it's over for carboncels ```