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by debarshri 325 days ago
What is Java then?
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DonHopkins 324 days ago
Java is a DSL for taking large XML files and converting them to stack traces.
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mmcromp 325 days ago
A Soviet moving castle made from Volkswagen Beetles

e: (my only real experience with java is spring boot)

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briffid 325 days ago
Just look at the Java installer: What is Java? Java is everywhere!
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baggachipz 325 days ago
A Toyota Corolla where you have to import 1000 parts with hideously long names in order to get it running every day.
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dionian 324 days ago
even back when i didnt do scala, i used an IDE to fully automate this. By far the least annoying part of the system.
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willismichael 324 days ago
Do tell, what were the more annoying parts of the system?
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timw4mail 325 days ago
A John Deere tractor used by mega farms.
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