You are assuming structure where there is none. It's not the crack, it's the lack of experience with PDF from diverse sources. Just for instance, I had a period where I was _regularly_ working with PDF files with the letters in reverse order, each letter laid out individually (not a single complete word in the file).
You're thinking "rendering structured data" means parsing PDF as text. That is just wrong. Carefully read what I said. You render the PDF, but into structured data rather than raster. If you still get letters in reverse when you render your PDF into structured data, your rendering engine is broken.
How do you render into structured data, from disparate letters that are not structured?
D10
E1
H0
L2,3,9
O4,7
R8
W6
I'm sure that you could look at that and figure out how to structure it. But I highly doubt that you have a general-purpose computer program that can parse that into structured data, having never encountered such a format before. Yet, that is how many real-world PDF files are composed.
It is called rendering. MuPDF, Poppler, PDFjs, and so on. The problem is that you and everyone else thinks "rendering" means bitmaps. That is not how it works.
Then I would very much appreciate if you would enlighten me. I'm serious, I would love nothing more than for you to prove your point, teach me something, and win an internet argument. Once rendered, do any of the rendering engines have e.g. a selectable or accessible text? Poppler didn't, neither did some Java library that I tried.
For me, learning something new is very much worth losing the internet argument!
I have explained the details in other comments, have a look. But you can start by looking at pdftotext from Poppler, it is ready to go for 60-70% of cases with -layout flag, with bbox-layout you get even more details.