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Sorry about that, the screenshots were taken after I'd already done everything and was writing up the blog, since I didn't have the original data to hand. I forgot to include this in the post, but at some point after rebooting the washing machine (I still can't get over how insane that sounds) while writing my notification script, the machine started returning unencrypted yet still encoded data, which is why in the script's poll loop attempts to deserialize the bytes as JSON first, only on failure trying to run it through decryption. Sometimes it's returning encrypted data, sometimes it isn't, and sometimes it's just spitting actual garbage down the wire. I did also modify the screenshots to blank out some bytes, but you can probably see where that is. None of this was faked, it's just an incredibly dumb smart appliance. If I can capture it sending encrypted data again, I'll update the post with corrected screenshots.