[joncrane]

I may be extrapolating here, but the part in the comment you're replying to that says

>so if the government bureaucrats are too slow

I wonder if there are certain types of names that make the bureaucrats work more slowly.

[WHA8m]

Is there ANY substance behind such a hypothetical question? If not, I don't want to hear about it. It's a sensitive topic and you're doing no one a favor.