[dsauerbrun]

Does my wife also get this so she can be on the other side? Nevermind... I don't need the sad reality of her trying to swipe left and telling me she thinks the app is broken.

[cornholio]

There is also a "you can only swipe left" mode, which you can unlock for a small subscription fee.

The premium mode also places pictures of your partner's exes and coworkers on their swipe feed and notifies you immediately of any infraction.

[nashashmi]

Swipe left brings a picture of you before you got married.

[AlecSchueler]

[flagged]

[jfyi]

Sounds like a lot of work. I think I'll just fill it with pics of Hugh Jackman and take it as a an easy win.

[xigoi]

How is that going to make him more physically attractive?

[9dev]

Now don’t be ridiculous.

[socalgal2]

Or you should just leave a disfunctional relationship

[Wurdan]

Now we have reached peak reddit leakage

[9rx]

Once you have a wife, there is no leaving the disfunction. If you try, an even more dysfunctional partner (the government) will join in on the fun.