[x0x0]

Keith Richards is alive. Hard to think of a more improbable thing.

[thr0waway001]

Please implore your children and children’s children to leave a better world for Keith Richards.

[FireBeyond]

Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him.

[bitwize]

Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes.

[EvanAnderson]

I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs.

[metadaemon]

Did you mean a better world than Keith?

[EvanAnderson]

Presumably Keith will outlast your children.

[elwell]

/whoosh/

[racl101]

yup

[doubled112]

I always assumed it was the drugs keeping him going, but in reality I think he quit them a long time ago.

[bigmattystyles]

I always liked the bill hicks bit about him finding another ledge.