[eddythompson80]

I package shovel-industry futures into financial instruments and sell them to speculators.

[skeeter2020]

I strip out the sharp-bladed, fiberglass handled ones and sell them individually, then combine the leftovers with other shitty shovels and sell them as sets of top quality, grade-A dirt moving implements.

[Imustaskforhelp]

and I create a cryptocurrency whose name is shovel but has nothing to do with the shovel but its just for the hype.

[monocultured]

May I offer you an animated shovel NFT that will cement you as an early trailblazing thoughtleader in the earth-moving space?

[Imustaskforhelp]

Wow, congrats you beat me, Let me crown ya as the new winner then I guess. I didn't even think of NFT oh my god, that was how scammy most nft's are.

Seriously Congrats lol

[baxtr]

I think we have a winner…

[Imustaskforhelp]

I replied after a looong time but yeah it had made my day lol. thanks.