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by latexr
334 days ago
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“Computer, raktajino”, asked the president of the United Earth for the last time. One sip was followed by immediate death. The new versions of replicators and ship computers were based on ancient technology called LLMs. They frequently made mistakes like adding rusty nails and glue to food, or replacing entire mugs of coffee with cyanide. One time they encouraged a whole fleet to go into a supernova. Many more disasters followed. Scientists everywhere begged the government and Starfleet to go back to the previous reliable computers, but were shunned time and again. “Can’t you see how much money we’re saving? So what if a few billion lives are lost along the way? You’re thinking of the old old models, from six months ago. And listen, I hear that in five years these will be so powerful that a single replicator will be able to kill us all.” |
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Obviously, raktajino would already be programmed in and called via a tool call. The president may get an occasional vodka instead, but will live.