[Xss3]

Could make cute pictures and brighten support staffs day. 'I got a pig telling a chicken that the barn is closed??'

[netsharc]

I was thinking celebrities, but then people will misidentify them.

Each micro-service (in 2025?!?!) would have different pictures of a particular celebrity, for different errors.. so if the user says e.g. "I see Taylor Swift doing..." the support can say "Let me forward you to the S3 people!".

[yencabulator]

How much do you want to owe in license fees for their likeness?

[netsharc]

Oh, boring bean counters...

[Xss3]

Animals are way more cross culture compatible

[tough]

lmfao this is genius and would work better than text