[sroussey]

I have a parrot (whose beak is sharp enough, thank you very much) that loves to grab a knife out of the knife block and spin around with it.

I have to put a towel over it though today he pulled the towel off and still grabbed the knife and was holding it up when I turned around.

[0_____0]

Like a mischievous toddler with wings...

[seanthemon]

It's a well known fact that birds aren't real and you must be a target now.