[tempnew]

Stock price delta over the past five years is a good metric since the market is efficient and traders themselves use all available information.

[kstrauser]

Heh!

[Sohcahtoa82]

Poe's Law in action. I can't tell if this is serious or satire.

EDIT: Though I'm leaning towards satire.

[maleldil]

Imagine being this naive in 2025. The market isn't rational.