[ceejayoz]

Like using phones as babysitters, just 100x worse.

I don't doubt someone's gonna invent it, but yikes. Imagine telling kiddo their beloved sentient toy is dead because mum and dad can't afford the ever-rising subscription fees anymore.

[floren]

A teddy bear is too bulky for convenience. How about Tamagotchi but it talks to you. Talkagotchi. Basically that horrible Friend necklace but in a cutely-colored egg shape that clips to your backpack. I want to not be alive.

edit: when my kid asks for one I'll know it's time to move the family to a cabin deep in the woods.

[mattigames]

"Who was your best friend in your childhood?" "The AI teddy bear, definitely, I remember every single ad he would tell me, then I would nag my mom to buy me those toys, good times"

[ceejayoz]

"But then my dad lost his job so we had to kill him to save money. Sometimes I still snuggle his corpse."

[coolcoder613]

Careful with that ambiguity...