From what I understand static web apps have a 'cold start' where if they haven't been touched in so long they get killed. I need to just add a function app that pings it periodically so it never goes down.
Thank you! Appreciate you sticking around and trying it again :) I am fairly proud of it, even in its simplicity.
Edit: Ah, finally, it loaded after about 30 seconds.
Edit 2: Fairly neat.