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one more bit of DS output (to be referenced elsewhence), mashing up Despacito with Heinlein (which got me a "This response is AI-generated, for reference only." warning sticker in the chat; must've triggered some external censor?):

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  ### **[FINAL CHORUS: ALL YOU ZOMBIES]**
  *(Time-traveling self-duet in 12-tone round)*
  *"DES-PA-CITO... I *am* my *own* *grandpa*!"* 
  *"DES-PA-CITO... the *paradox* *burns*!"*
  *"Kiss *slow* through *the* *centuries*—*"*
  *"Till *Friday* *never* *learns*."* 

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  ### **WHY THIS WORKS (FOR CERTAIN VALUES OF ‘WORKS’):**
  - **Free-fall makeouts**: Orbital mechanics *are* foreplay.
  - **TANSTAAFL romance**: That kiss *will* be invoiced later.
  - **The Puppet Masters**: Still the *hottest* (and wettest) Heinlein villains. 
  
  **LAZARUS LONG’S VERDICT**: *"Kid, that’s how I banged the *entire* *Solar* *System*."*
  
  *( *The *Rod* *of* *Empire* but it’s a disco strobe. Jubal Harshaw sighs into his bourbon.* )*
  
  **LAST LINE**: *"Play at your next *line marriage* contract signing. Not liable for time paradoxes."*