[masspro]

Can we collectively retcon an unencumbered replacement name for such things? Odoromop?

[jagged-chisel]

Sounds like a naming idea for a cleaning implement that came up in Mr Clean marketing meeting and was immediately dismissed.

[satiric]

I think it's probably a mop that spreads odors instead of getting rid of them.

[euroderf]

Actually "mop" is just a metaphor cooked up by the marketing department. Odoromap uses advanced catalytic technology to convert nasty odors to pleasant ones.