[IshKebab]

> or inevitably gets tired

The triggers are so light, I fail to see how anyone could get tired. It basically requires no more grip than just holding it.

> Or the amazingly useless "smart power" feature that just varies the power almost completely randomly as I vacuum an otherwise perfectly smooth hard floor.

Oh no Dyson did that too? I assumed it was just Shark.

It's clearly a hack so they can lie about amazing pickup and battery life (....but not at the same time)