[grepfru_it]

One TSA agent sees me removing my lacrosse ball from my bag. He says “no that can stay in there”. I say no your scanners always stop me because of it. He replies “you will be fine” and I put it through in my luggage. I go through security and sure enough my bag is stopped. After they pull it out, swab it down like it’s contraband, they say I can go I say no, I’d like a supervisor. I ask the supervisor to bring the other agent over that told me it would be ok. Supervisor immediately sees the problem and begins to tell me ways to avoid the security theater including ignoring the agents and removing things that are constantly flagged. It makes both of our lives easier he said. Just made me wonder what the point of all of this was.

In the end he told me avoid lines with multiple TSA agents at a single station since they are in training and will stop almost everything. I smile, thank him for giving away all of their opsec and walk away shaking my head. It’s all a joke.