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by bitwize 345 days ago
Good. Enjoy that journey... on your own time. You've been missing your productivity OKRs, and your Claude logs say you haven't been using the tools the company has provided. You're on a PIP: if measurable progress is not seen in 30 days, disciplinary action up to and including termination may be taken.
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Claude, write me a macro that will autofelate yourself according to these metrics.