[rapamycin]

That sounds like a friend. You cant buy a friend.

[heisnotanalien]

No. A properly trained therapist essentially holds space so you can find yourself. That's not something you want to burden a friend with. It's a common misconception that it is just about 'talking'. Good therapy is more about feeling.

[Apocryphon]

But you can rent one

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