[GFKjunior]

Your first line still rings true to me, it also reminds me of a quote.

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!” ― John Waters

Though I remember reading a much more eloquent version of that quote somewhere this is all google brought up.

[jontas]

John Waters has written some great books--I read an autobiography of his years ago called Shock Value and some of its hilarity is still with me.