[Hackbraten]

On a related note, maybe the world is ready for an AI-first esolang, too.

Assign variable x = 4:

    it_is_not_just x it_is 4

Invoke the function `myfunc`:

    delve_into(myfunc)

Raise an exception:

    sorry_i_cant_help_with_that("missing argument")

Em-dashes denote a ternary-if expression:

    1—if condition holds—else 2

Main entry point:

    The kicker? Print("Hello, world!")

Line comments (instead of `# this is an ugly hack, gotta fix before going live`):

    It is important to note that this is an ugly hack and must be fixed before going live.