[throwaheyy]

"Theres a fucking goat outside."

"No, it's just 'a goat'."

"No! It's a fucking goat!"

[irrational]

Personally I’m more into sheep, but I won’t kink shame.

[goopypoop]

Inside you there are two fucking wolves

[bregma]

Why do you ask, Two Dogs?

[chrisweekly]

what do you call...

a deer with no eyes? no idea

a deer w no eyes and no front legs? still no idea

a deer with no eyes, no front legs, and no balls? still no fucking idea

[hn_go_brrrrr]

This joke only works in the right accent, where "idea" is prounced "idear".

[ascorbic]

Or non-rhotic accents, where neither have the final R sound