[stavros]

"If you are not getting 100% accuracy, contact us."

Ok, that's pretty a pretty good marketing line, I have to admit.

[Dilettante_]

That's like some P.T. Barnum stuff, because how the heck would you know the count is off? That would imply you already have a way of counting.

"If your parachute fails, your next jump is free!"

[stavros]

You'd have a person check some of the counts from time to time, I imagine.