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by cko 360 days ago
But what about dating? The nether regions should be washed in anticipation for certain activities. There are no diminishing returns for that.
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Just date people who’ve had a bad case of COVID. Problem solved!
All you need is a modest trauma to the nose in right direction. Bones shifting a bit will cut forever hair-like nerves going from your nose sensors back to brain, effectively making you lose the sense of smell. When asked some doctor friends they confirmed harm is permanent.
Ok, so dont shower, and punch my date in the nose. Got it!
COVID would be better because the sense of taste is also affected.
Sir this is HN. Nobody is dating.

Also sex is a different thing from dating.

When you realize that through most of human history people married because of teenage sex drive or economic necessity rather than emotionally mature relationships, then the whole dating thing loses its appeal really fast.

Also, the smell of sweat of someone attractive turns me on really hard.

> Babe I love it how you naturally smell

> That's great but I just bought a new generic cherry shampoo