[msla]

Lisp is "functional" in a 1970s sense in that it has functions as first-class objects you can pass as parameters to other functions, but those functions are basically subroutines which can have side-effects and un-functional behavior. As you allude to, this is pretty much par for the course in procedural languages now, and OO As She Is Spoke is procedural with some extra stuff added. Even garbage collection is common enough now that languages which don't have it trumpet the fact and make it their whole personality. Lisp is heady and revolutionary if your baseline is FORTRAN and maybe C, in other words, unless you actually do begin to write your own macros, at which point the C people begin to look at you funny.

Haskell is functional in that it demands its functions be functions, not subroutines. A function has inputs mapped to outputs and no side-effects. Functions can be composed and composition always works. Haskell uses monads to represent the regrettable fact that having an impact on the outside world is, in a very real sense, a side-effect, so it marks all side-effecting functions with an indelible stain. Haskell requires a different mode of thought from Python, or even from C++, and it's definitely not another Lisp.

[Warwolt]

To be fair, the fact that the IO Monad is in fact a monad is a sort of quality of life solution. Monads themselves don't have any side effect implications