[StochasticLi]

read some books on parenting

[tclancy]

Which ones worked for you?

[mrguyorama]

My checkbook. It told me not to be a parent.

[tclancy]

And I taught my bevy of child pickpockets to look for old people with checkbooks.

[mousethatroared]

Thank you for forfeiting the evolution game.

[mousethatroared]

Lol, why?