[theden]

In the HTML there's a cool comment

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[kmoser]

That "stretching" (!) the definition of "emoticon." I would call it ASCII art.

[curveship]

it's an emothickon

[bigyabai]

If it was emoticon-sized then you wouldn't be able to appreciate the tasteful thickness of some wide wampum.

[snarfy]

    ()_)

[dredmorbius]

Clearly, this is neither.

It's an emoticoin.

[fitsumbelay]

... which makes it grrrrreat

[jasonm23]

Proudly built with Frontpage 98 ... I nearly spit my coffee.

[account42]

This is exactly what the internet should be.

[kcplate]

It made me happy to see it and updated in 2025. I miss this internet.

[vpShane]

Epic.