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They found the dwarf bread! Still looks and tastes like the day it was made.

[riffraff]

Obviously my first thought as well. For the uninitiated, dwarf bread[0] is Discworld's version of elf bread from lord of the rings.

It never goes stale, as it's already concrete-like when it's fresh.

It's also the source of my favorite pun in Pratchett's vast wordplay production: the scone of stone, where dwarves royalty is coronated.

[0] https://wiki.lspace.org/Dwarf_Bread

[hoseja]

Occasionally wielded as a weapon.