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My sincere apologies if this causes you additional anxiety.

I only do it for my own amusement. I don't inflict my "guessing" upon my colleagues, no one knows. For me, it's a lesson in working out "how may I maximise my anonymity".

I generally respect the "polite silence" rule upon entering the ceramic room - someone else must break the rule before I will.

Don't read on if it literally will cause more anxiety.

I was in a different 'cubicle' and noticed that the shadows meant I could see that the person next to me was using their phone, so now that's an additional consideration for minimising my identifiable footprint on the throne.