[garbthetill]

Im assuming the JS refers to Janes street

[notnullorvoid]

That makes sense, I guess I've got web tunnel vision.

[sheepscreek]

I was bit by the same spider that gave you web tunnel vision. In any case, I find OCaml too esoteric for my taste. F# is softer and feels more..modern perhaps? But I don’t think GC can be avoided in dotnet.

[debugnik]

You can avoid GC in hot loops in F# with value-types, explicit inlining, and mutability.

Mutability may not result in very idiomatic code however, although it can often be wrapped with a functional API (e.g. parser combinators).