[rco8786]

Google is 10 minutes late updating their status page.

"So shady"

It's really, really hard to make a status page realtime.

[ashu1461]

What makes you think it’s hard? We have AI generating songs and writing code, but setting up basic health checks is too much?

[rco8786]

Yes. “Basic health checks” is not a real thing. I mean that genuinely.

> What makes you think it’s hard?

Being responsible (or rather, on a team of people responsible) for a status page of a big tech co made me think it’s hard.

“Is it down?” Is not a binary question.

[jug]

An AI generated status page would be the epitome of 2025.

[urbandw311er]

What makes you think it’s easy?