[incomingpain]

Step 1: See Oncologist and take their advice.

Step 2: Definitely don't take internet advice. Disregard the following.

Step 3: Hit the gym

Step 4: Intermittent fasting + 50% fat, 50% protein diet.

Step 5: Ask doctor for a standard run of Fenbendazole or Mebendazole

Step 6: Play with them as much as possible.

[anonzzzies]

> Step 2: Definitely don't take internet advice.

then

> Step 4: Intermittent fasting + 50% fat, 50% protein diet.

> Step 5: Ask doctor for a standard run of Fenbendazole or Mebendazole

Right...

So definitely don't listen to this then.

[incomingpain]

That's literally the joke... Good job.

[anonzzzies]

Funny, considering there are boatloads of crackpots even on HN who actually believe this would work and advocate it all the time. I haven't heard from that dude who comments on everything with that he and his family only eat beef for a while so I assume they died of that great keto diet.

[seattle_spring]

> I haven't heard from that dude who comments on everything with that he and his family only eat beef for a while

Didn't know Jordan Peterson was on HN.