[hazbot]

I'm feeling a bit cheated it's 2025 and I just bought a brand new car that does not drive itself and runs on dead dinosaurs.

[aeve890]

I know is probably in jest but still, fossil fuels don't come from dinosaurs

https://www.snexplores.org/article/explainer-where-fossil-fu...

[AnimalMuppet]

You at least had the option of buying one that did not run on dead dinosaurs.

[tim333]

And the option to get one with "self driving" even if it's into a tree occasionally. (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44138241)

[bigyabai]

Dead pedestrians are not a suitable replacement.

[yencabulator]

Ooh, a self-driving-into-obstacles car that runs on dead pedestrians. With garbage truck style arms to lift the bodies automatically.