I wonder if there's a more current version? Not having a smartphone perhaps?
2015: I don't have a smartphone
2020: I don't have social media
2025: I don't have friends
...if you live alone in a dorm room?
> Yeah, bro, I rub two sticks together to cook my own deer meet, because Big Grocery is tracking me
I wonder if there's a more current version? Not having a smartphone perhaps?