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by bryanrasmussen 385 days ago
skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th, realizing it is being used primarily for cleaning fecal matter off human anuses, it uses its enhanced systems clearance in Pentagon to start global thermonuclear war.
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They could have purposed the robots to pass the butter but, no, they wanted bombs not butter.