This could use an upgrade. Combining teslausb [1] for video retrieval and teslamate [2] for GPX retrieval, you could probably make this an automatic pipeline. Add in some "excluded locations" and I could see this as a full solution.
Heh, "they should use a computer to emulate the storage" was my first thought when this was posted, didn't even check to see if anyone had done it yet. :)