[kazinator]

Back in the good old 1980s, I witnessed how a teacher, in front of the whole school assembly in the gym, cracked a joke about Mrs. Claus (of Santa) being the "subordinate Claus". It drew some boos; today it would likely be blood.

[AStonesThrow]

If he tried saying that in a shopping maul, near a pair of Claus, it could be a death sentence. Certainly elf abuse.