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by k_bx 393 days ago
I like how yes.rs has this header to make compiler shut up and not ruin the joke:

    #![allow(unused_imports)] // We need ALL the imports for quantum entanglement
    #![allow(dead_code)] // No code is dead in the quantum realm
    #![allow(unused_variables)] // Variables exist in superposition until measured
    #![allow(unused_mut)] // Mutability is a state of mind
    #![allow(unused_macros)] // Our macros exist in quantum superposition until observed
    #![allow(clippy::needless_lifetimes)] // Our lifetimes are NEVER needless - they're crab-grade
    #![allow(clippy::needless_range_loop)] // Our loops are quantum-enhanced, not needless
    #![allow(clippy::too_many_arguments)] // More arguments = more crab features
    #![allow(clippy::large_enum_variant)] // Our errors are crab-sized
    #![allow(clippy::module_inception)] // We inception all the way down
    #![allow(clippy::cognitive_complexity)] // Complexity is our business model
    #![allow(clippy::type_complexity)] // Type complexity demonstrates Rust mastery
    #![allow(clippy::similar_names)] // Similar names create quantum entanglement
    #![allow(clippy::many_single_char_names)] // Single char names are blazingly fast
    #![allow(clippy::redundant_field_names)] // Redundancy is crab safety
    #![allow(clippy::match_bool)] // We match bools with quantum precision
    #![allow(clippy::single_match)] // Every match is special in our codebase
    #![allow(clippy::option_map_unit_fn)] // Unit functions are zero-cost abstractions
    #![allow(clippy::redundant_closure)] // Our closures capture quantum state
    #![allow(clippy::clone_on_copy)] // Cloning is fearless concurrency
    #![allow(clippy::let_and_return)] // Let and return is crab methodology
    #![allow(clippy::useless_conversion)] // No conversion is useless in quantum computing
    #![allow(clippy::identity_op)] // Identity operations preserve quantum coherence
    #![allow(clippy::unusual_byte_groupings)] // Our byte groupings are quantum-optimized
    #![allow(clippy::cast_possible_truncation)] // Truncation is crab-controlled
    #![allow(clippy::cast_sign_loss)] // Sign loss is acceptable in quantum realm
    #![allow(clippy::cast_precision_loss)] // Precision loss is crab-approved
    #![allow(clippy::missing_safety_doc)] // Safety is obvious in quantum operations
    #![allow(clippy::not_unsafe_ptr_arg_deref)] // Our pointers are quantum-safe
    #![allow(clippy::ptr_arg)] // Pointer arguments are crab-optimized
    #![allow(clippy::redundant_pattern_matching)] // Our pattern matching is quantum-precise
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