[godelski]

  // Custom crab-grade allocator with quantum optimization
  #[derive(Debug)]
  struct QuantumEnhancedBlazinglyFastAllocator;

I can't wait until they develop the QuantumMachineLearningEnchancedBlockChainBlazinglyFastAllocator.

I heard Google is giving them a $1bn seed round!

[nasretdinov]

It does have blockchain though, you can search for a substring in the code

[vram22]

yes

to mass-produce this app, using the Rust equivalent of Java's FactoryBuildingFactories.