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by godelski 386 days ago

  // Custom crab-grade allocator with quantum optimization
  #[derive(Debug)]
  struct QuantumEnhancedBlazinglyFastAllocator;
I can't wait until they develop the QuantumMachineLearningEnchancedBlockChainBlazinglyFastAllocator.

I heard Google is giving them a $1bn seed round!

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It does have blockchain though, you can search for a substring in the code
yes

to mass-produce this app, using the Rust equivalent of Java's FactoryBuildingFactories.