[tomcam]

That makes me very angry. I am fat, wasteful, and directionless but Google pays me nothing.

[onionisafruit]

As the guy from whose line said: You don't need a million dollars to do nothing. Look at my cousin. He’s broke and he doesn’t do shit.

[yk_42]

I think you mixed up Ryan Stiles and Diedrich Bader, though now I wonder if Diedrich ever went on Whose Line when Drew Carey was hosting.

[onionisafruit]

You're absolutely right.

[whyenot]

Is Google your default search engine? If so, you should send them an invoice. :)

[_carbyau_]

So in market terms, you are infinitely more efficient!