[jihadjihad]

The whole thing is almost indistinguishable from satire, without the domain name I'd have thought I'd been had.

The photo, the text, the video where Sam nearly looks like CGI, and then the quotes at the bottom really make for a full package of cringe.

[sensanaty]

I wasn't gonna check the link at first but you've convinced me, and holy shit that image of the two of them that greets you first thing is beyond hilarious.

You truly couldn't make this up, it's so beyond parody that I don't even know what to say. It's so palpably psychotic.

[sekai]

Reads and looks like an obituary, lol

[maerF0x0]

I was thinking more like a wedding invite

[astrange]

Yeah, it's meant to look like a wedding announcement in the newspaper I think. Except white-on-black instead of the other way around.