[minmax2020]

I would love to read "The Awful English Language" written in an alternative universe where Twain is German.

[BlackFly]

Is https://guidetogrammar.org/grammar/twain.htm not what you are looking for?

[DocTomoe]

I'd expect a lot of moaning about how something is written and how it is spelled to appear to come from two different planets.

[polotics]

I think you're looking for the poem "the chaos" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaos

[7373737373]

https://ncf.idallen.com/english.html

[brazzy]

Ghoti.

[xiconfjs]

Fish?

[golem14]

slightly offtopic: I would be delighted if Tucholsky had written something hilarious along those lines. But he didn't as far as I know, he focused more on the German language himself.

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