| I mistook the title for "A Tiny Boltzmann Brain"! [0] My own natural mind immediately solved the conundrum. Surely this was a case where a very small model was given randomly generated weights and then tested to see if it actually did something useful! After all, the smaller the model, the more likely simple random generation can produce something interesting, relative to its size. I stand corrected, but not discouraged! I propose a new class of model, the "Unbiased-Architecture Instant Boltzmann Model" (UA-IBM). One day we will have quantum computers large enough to simply set up the whole dataset as a classical constraint on a model defined with N serialized values, representing all the parameters and architecture settings. Then let a quantum system with N qubits take one inference step over all the classical samples, with all possible parameters and architectures in quantum superposition, and then reduce the result to return the best (or near best) model's parametesr and architecture in classical form. Anyone have a few qubits laying around that want to give this a shot? (The irony that everything is quantum and yet so slippery we can hardly put any of it to work yet. (Sci-fi story premise: the totally possible case of an alien species that evolved one-off quantum sensor, which evolved into a whole quantum sensory system, then a nervous system, and subsequently full quantum intelligence out of the gate. What kind of society and technological trajectory would they have? Hopefully they are in close orbit around a black hole, so the impact of their explosive progress has not threatened us yet. And then one day, they escape their gravity well, and ...) [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boltzmann_brain |