I'd think it's the rest of us that need to have MAGA insurance, to cover the cost of therapy after realizing how cruel and stupid voting public actually is. And maybe to cover the increased costs of everything due to tariffs.
I want part of the life insurance payouts that any MAGA extremist's family get when they pwned me by not getting vaccinated then dropped dead! It's all my fault I told them to get vaccinated thus forcing them to pwn me.
For all my being pwned, I should get paid for my part in purifying the gene pool and raising average human intelligence by a minuscule fraction of a percentage, as well as the right to smugly say I told you so! Because that was ALL part of the plan. Don't let the coffin lid hit you on the way out.
The Conservatives Who’d Rather Die Than Not Own the Libs
>Rarely has so significant a faction in American politics behaved in a way that so directly claims the life of its own supporters. [...]
>In Nolte’s account, however, a conspiracy of evil leftist elites are to blame for vaccine skepticism on the right. “I sincerely believe the organized left is doing everything in its power to convince Trump supporters NOT to get the life-saving Trump vaccine,” Nolte writes. They are “putting unvaccinated Trump supporters in an impossible position,” he insists, “where they can either NOT get a life-saving vaccine or CAN feel like cucks caving to the ugliest, smuggest bullies in the world.” [...]
>Nolte theorized:
>In a country where elections are decided on razor-thin margins, does it not benefit one side if their opponents simply drop dead? If I wanted to use reverse psychology to convince people not to get a life-saving vaccination, I would do exactly what Stern and the left are doing … I would bully and taunt and mock and ridicule you for not getting vaccinated, knowing the human response would be, Hey, fuck you, I’m never getting vaccinated! …
>Have you ever thought that maybe the left has us right where they want us? Just stand back for a moment and think about this … Right now, a countless number of Trump supporters believe they are owning the left by refusing to take a life-saving vaccine—a vaccine, by the way, everyone on the left has taken. Oh, and so has Trump.