[RandomBacon]

In the future:

Easy Remote Job Opportunity! Pay is $1/hr. Perfect for retirees, disabled, and even kids! Requirements: have an eye ball. Duties: whatever you want, except when this device beeps, look into the camera.

Is Amazon's Mechanical Turk or whatever paying people to solve captchas still a thing?

[A4ET8a8uTh0_v2]

I didn't even think of this workaround. Genius in its simplicity.

[__MatrixMan__]

It's about time my dog got a job.