[AStonesThrow]

Once I ordered a case full of fresh organic juice. It was packaged in 32oz glass bottles. I believe that for that order, I went direct to the grocery vendor. So it probably came from a fairly local warehouse. It was delivered to the local USPS station. Rather than deliver it to my residence, the "letter carrier" left a slip for me to go fetch it from the station. When I approached the counter, the clerk said "Oh no, it broke apart and spilled all over our floor. It's a huge mess."

Now what I should've said is, "I'll take the sticky gooey remainder" because I 100% guarantee you that after I refused delivery and abandoned the package, they opened up the intact bottles and had a party with the remainder of the cargo! How often do they get to enjoy a pirate's booty like that?